This is your BTG weekday news update. I am news reporter Xbox King and I thank you for stopping by.
My sources have informed me that Thursday October 9th, 2009 at 8:25 PM EST Mircrosoft sent an email encouraging people to “snipe your buddies”. Wait… We just got word that we found a witness
… Here is our field reporter CrazyEcho, with an anonymous bystander.
CrazyEcho: What happened when you checked your email?
Anonymous bystander: I remember every detail! On 10/8/09, at 5:25 PM PST, I recieved a weekly update from Microsoft that appeared to be the same as always, but as I read it I became terrified!!!
CrazyEcho: What exactly did it say?
Anonymous bystander: It encouraged people to “snipe your buddies”, followed by “drive a sherman tank” and “set demo charges”.
Thanks Crazy! As you can see, Microsoft is actually encouraging people to snipe their friends, an investigation is taking place as we speak.
On a lighter note, The “Extra Life” charity will be starting in eight days. For more information about this gaming event to help fight cancer please go to http://www.extralife.sarcasticgamer.com.
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